Sunday, July 18, 2010

jersey shore auditions are actually next week.


Number one: no self-respecting man wears a bathing suit that brightly colored. Especially when it's pink. Number two: how often do you have to go in the sun to become that dark? Do you just like, lay out all the time with baby oil slathered across your skin? Isn't that what women do? Gym tan laundry? Number three: dear guy in blue shorts, put a shirt on. For everyone's sakes.

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