i'm so hardcore.

Really, you can prove your awesomeness in ways other than by dying every hair on your head pink. This doesn't make you look hardcore, it just makes you look you have a bag of cotton candy stuck on your head. Thanks to Chanda for the pic!

jersey shore auditions are actually next week.

Number one: no self-respecting man wears a bathing suit that brightly colored. Especially when it's pink. Number two: how often do you have to go in the sun to become that dark? Do you just like, lay out all the time with baby oil slathered across your skin? Isn't that what women do? Gym tan laundry? Number three: dear guy in blue shorts, put a shirt on. For everyone's sakes.