this is normal.

Yes, bodybuilders are always at Yorktown Beach... Especially old ones wearing speedos. And I guess they like to pose for pictures? Thanks to Atsirk for the pic!

let me just expose myself to the world.

Not only does she feel the need to wear an unnecessarily small bikini top, but we do not need to see your ass in the air. There are so many more dainty ways to bend over. Thanks to Chelsea for the pics!

people, once again, please control your children.

This is what happens when parents don't pay attention to their children. Next we'll see her on Girls Gone Wild. Thanks to Hannah for the pic!

i'm just looking for an excuse to touch you.

This is how I like to imagine this conversation went.
Boy: "Do you need me to put sunscreen on your back?"
Girl: "Oh yes, that would be nice. It's a spray, so you can just spray it on."
*boy begins to apply sunscreen*
Girl: "Orrrr, you could awkwardly rub my no rub sunscreen. No big deal."

the beach is my personal gym.

This guy here, was moments before, doing ab work outs. I mean, yeah sure, maybe you need to work on that flab a little, but you can do that at home. It's just weird.

i'm actually 12.

These guys were total winners. Completely.

Every few minutes they'd go charging into the water, screaming, getting everyone around them wet.

This last time, they specifically ran in and got that couple on the right there wet. Then proceeded to make a ridiculous amount of noise and yell and splash and act like the cool kids they were.

i just have the perfect body for this.

Really? Please? Stop? If I ask nicely, will you buy a bigger bathing suit? One that preferably covers your entire ass/legs/body? Thanks so much.