let me just expose myself to the world.

Not only does she feel the need to wear an unnecessarily small bikini top, but we do not need to see your ass in the air. There are so many more dainty ways to bend over. Thanks to Chelsea for the pics!

i just have the perfect body for this.

Really? Please? Stop? If I ask nicely, will you buy a bigger bathing suit? One that preferably covers your entire ass/legs/body? Thanks so much.

this one bit of exercise will totally help with my figure.

I would definitely prefer if you didn't move that much, with so much vigor and enthusiasm. I mean, props to you for working out and trying to get in shape and what not, but I mean, is it that hard to put a shirt on? We really don't want to watch sand be shaken out of your fat rolls. Thanks so much to Atsirk for the pic! :)

one pieces are made for a reason.

And this woman would be the exact reason why. Honestly, this is not attractive in any sense of the word. I had to watch her attempt to fix that stupid umbrella so many times I thought I would puke. Please, please invest in a one piece bathing suit.

jeffrey look!

Meet Jeffrey. He was unfortunate enough to know this girl:

She thought it would be totally awesome if she took all the seaweed from the water and piled it on the beach. Then, when Jeffrey wasn't looking, hit him in the face with it.

Poor Jeffrey.